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Bleed It Dry
02:57
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CAST IT OFF WITHOUT A HITCH AND DITCH THIS HORRIBLE BUSINESS
TAKE A BREATHER - BREATHE SOME ETHER - EITHER THAT OR JUST DO NEITHER
NOTHING NEED BE DONE FOR ANYONE WHO HAS ALREADY FAILED
EFFORTS HAVE BEEN MADE AND MADE NO DIFFERENCE NOW THAT SHIP HAS SAILED
HAIL TO HUMANITY WITH ALL YOUR INSANITY
AT TIMES QUITE DELIGHTFUL BUT USUALLY UGLY
HAIL TO PLANET EARTH WITH ALL YOUR DESTRUCTIVE QUIRKS
PLEASE ALLOW US TO TAKE YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU'RE WORTH
LATCH ON TIGHT AND BLEED IT DRY
GET YOUR FILL UNTIL IT DIES
NEVER WIN IF YOU DON'T TRY
ALWAYS LOSE AND THAT IS WHY
DON'T LOOK BACK OR BLACK OUT - CAST OUT ALL YOUR INHIBITIONS
AND THEN UNINHIBITEDLY BEGIN TO PURSUE YOUR VISION
SEE IT THROUGH TO ITS CONCLUSION - HARBOR NO ILLUSIONS OF A SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM
BORN OF THIS GRAND DELUSION
LATCH ON TIGHT AND BLEED IT DRY
GET YOUR FILL UNTIL IT DIES
TIME IS FLEETING WHEN IT FLIES
IN TURN ENSURING OUR DEMISE
FRIVOLOUS ATTEMPTS ARE MADE
TO CALM THE WATERS AS THEY RAGE
PERHAPS MADNESS CAN'T BE CAGED
AT THE DAWN OF A DARK AGE
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All The Alcohol
02:32
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I'LL DRINK ALL THE ALCOHOL
I'LL DRINK ALL THE ALCOHOL
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS
I'LL DRINK ALL OF IT
I'LL DRINK ALL OF THE ALCOHOL - (repeat)
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Sit Down
02:21
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Make Us Hate Again
02:58
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WHAT IF WE WERE REALLY FUCKING WASTED
AND COULDN'T FIND OUR WAY HOME
WHAT IF THEN WE ELECTED
THE DUDE THAT SEEMED LIKE THE MOST CAPABLE
TO SAFELY GUIDE US THROUGH THE DARK
TO LEAD US TO OUR PLACE IN HISTORY
TO MAKE US GREAT AGAIN
TO MAKE US HATE AGAIN
WHAT IF EVERY OPTION HAS BEEN EXHAUSTED
AND WE CONCLUDE THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO DO
EVERYTHING IS ABOUT TO COLLAPSE
AND WHEN IT DOES IT WILL AFFECT YOUR
IT WILL AFFECT YOU
IT WILL AFFECT YOU
IT WILL AFFECT YOU
MAKE US HATE AGAIN
MAKE US FAIL AGAIN
MAKE US HATE AGAIN
MAKE US FAIL AGAIN
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5. |
Beige Test
04:11
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6. |
Train To Chicago
02:01
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RIGHT UP TO YOUR FACE AND DIS YOU
RIGHT UP TO YOUR FACE AND DIS YOU
RIGHT UP TO YOUR FACE AND DIS YOU
HAS IT HIT YOU YET
DID YOU TUNE IT OUT
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT
HAS IT SUNK IN
ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT THE FUCK I'M THINKING
HAS IT DAWNED ON YOU
DO YOU HAVE A CLUE
ABOUT THE DREADFUL FATE THAT SHALL BEFALL YOU SOON
HERD OF BUFFOONS LEADING PLATOONS
INTO A BATTLE THEY'RE SURE TO LOSE
GAGGLE OF GOONS RUNNING THE SHOW
LIKE RABID WILD ANIMALS
TURN THEIR NOSE ON THE OPPOSITION
CREATE A BITTER DIVISION
HAS IT COME TO LIGHT DUE TO RECENT EVENTS
DO YOU CARE TO COMMENT
WILL WE SOON FIND OUT
DO WE ALREADY KNOW
THE WORLD IS RUN BY CRIMINALS
IT WILL, IF IT HASN'T HIT YOU
RIGHT UP TO YOUR FACE AND DIS YOU
IT WON'T BE A PLEASANT JOURNEY
THERE'S A NEED FOR YOU TO WORRY
IT WILL, IF IT HASN'T HIT YOU
RIGHT UP TO YOUR FACE AND DIS YOU
IT WON'T BE A PLEASANT JOURNEY
THERE'S A NEED FOR YOU TO WORRY
IT WILL, IF IT HASN'T HIT YOU
RIGHT UP TO YOUR FACE AND KISS YOU
IT WON'T BE A PLEASANT JOURNEY
THERE'S A NEED FOR YOU TO WORRY
IT WILL, IF IT HASN'T HIT YOU
RIGHT UP TO YOUR FACE AND KICK YOU
IT WON'T BE A PLEASANT JOURNEY
THERE'S A NEED FOR YOU TO WORRY
IT WILL, IF IT HASN'T HIT YOU
RIGHT UP TO YOUR FACE AND DIS YOU
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Aftertaste
02:24
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Call Them Dead
02:02
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CALL THEM DEAD
CALL THEM DEAD
HOLD THEIR HEAD UNDER WATER
AND WATCH THEM DROWN
THEN CALL THEM DEAD
CALL THEM DEAD
AND HOLD YOUR BREATH AS YOU CHOKE THEM
AND HOLD THEIR HAND AS THEIR GRIP LOOSENS
CALL THEM DEAD
THEN CALL THEM DEAD
HOLD YOU HAND OVER THEIR NOSE AND MOUTH
HOLD YOUR HAND OUT TO ACCEPT THE COLD GRIP OF DEATH
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I'M A PROFESSIONAL PROCRASTINATOR
WHY DO IT NOW
MAN, I'LL GET TO IT LATER
(repeat)
IT'S NO WONDER THAT NOBODY SHARED IN MY EXCITEMENT
WHEN I GOT AROUND TO CHECKING OUT THAT GREAT BAND FROM THE 90S
"OH MY GOD MAN! PORTASHEAD IS TOTALLY THE SHIT!"
WELL YEAH, THEY WERE LIKE 20 YEARS AGO YOU FUCKING IDIOT
DUDE, HAVE YOU SEEN "THE A-TEAM?"
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
NOW I UNDERSTAND THE PURE GENIUS OF MR. T
WHAT'S NEXT, YOU GONNA TELL ME YOU JUST SAW "BIG LEBOWSKI?"
NOT YET, BUT I PLAN TO IN THE NEXT YEAR OR THREE
I'M A PROFESSIONAL PROCRASTINATOR
RECOMMEND IT NOW
I MIGHT GET TO IT LATER
I PUT IT OFF
PUT IT OFF
PUT IT OFF
PUT IT OFF
I'M A PROFESSIONAL PROCRASTINATOR
WHY DO IT NOW
MAN, I'LL GET TO IT LATER
I'M A PROFESSIONAL PROCRASTINATOR
RECOMMEND IT NOW
I MIGHT GET TO IT LATER
SHIT JUST SLIPS MY MIND FOR DECADES ON END
STILL NEED TO CHECK OUT "ROBOCOP" ON CRITERION
"THE DA' VINCI CODE" OH DUDE, I FINALLY READ THAT
WHAT? IT'S TERRIBLE! WHY DID YOU EVEN BOTHER ASSHAT?
JUST GOT A SUPER NINTENDO - MAN, YOU EVER PLAY "STARFOX?"
I FUCKING HATE YOU
GOT IT SHRINK WRAPPED IN THE ORIGINAL BOX
MAN THESE E.L. FUDGE COOKIES HAVE ALL EXPIRED
STILL HAVEN'T SEEN "STAR WARS" OR "ST. ELMO'S FIRE"
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS POSSIBLE
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN DOING SINCE THE ERA OF EMMANUEL LEWIS AND PATRICK EWING?
DUDE, STOP HITTING ME
I'VE JUST BEEN BUSY
WALLOWING IN DOUBT, REGRET AND SELF-PITY LIKE A
PROFESSIONAL PROCRASTINATOR
WHY DO IT NOW
MAN, I'LL GET TO IT LATER
I'M A PROFESSIONAL PROCRASTINATOR
RECOMMEND IT NOW
I MIGHT GET TO IT LATER
MY ATTENTION SPAN JUST AIN'T ALL THAT LONG
IT WILL BE A MIRACLE IF I EVEN FINISH THIS...
FUCK IT
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11. |
I Get It
00:54
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YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG
EXCEPT YOU DID EVERYTHING WRONG
I GET IT
YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
NOBODY KNOWS WHAT TO DO
I GET IT
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12. |
The "Baba Yaga" Blog
04:25
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