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Aftertaste

by Danny Ugly

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Bleed It Dry 02:57
CAST IT OFF WITHOUT A HITCH AND DITCH THIS HORRIBLE BUSINESS TAKE A BREATHER - BREATHE SOME ETHER - EITHER THAT OR JUST DO NEITHER NOTHING NEED BE DONE FOR ANYONE WHO HAS ALREADY FAILED EFFORTS HAVE BEEN MADE AND MADE NO DIFFERENCE NOW THAT SHIP HAS SAILED HAIL TO HUMANITY WITH ALL YOUR INSANITY AT TIMES QUITE DELIGHTFUL BUT USUALLY UGLY HAIL TO PLANET EARTH WITH ALL YOUR DESTRUCTIVE QUIRKS PLEASE ALLOW US TO TAKE YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU'RE WORTH LATCH ON TIGHT AND BLEED IT DRY GET YOUR FILL UNTIL IT DIES NEVER WIN IF YOU DON'T TRY ALWAYS LOSE AND THAT IS WHY DON'T LOOK BACK OR BLACK OUT - CAST OUT ALL YOUR INHIBITIONS AND THEN UNINHIBITEDLY BEGIN TO PURSUE YOUR VISION SEE IT THROUGH TO ITS CONCLUSION - HARBOR NO ILLUSIONS OF A SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM BORN OF THIS GRAND DELUSION LATCH ON TIGHT AND BLEED IT DRY GET YOUR FILL UNTIL IT DIES TIME IS FLEETING WHEN IT FLIES IN TURN ENSURING OUR DEMISE FRIVOLOUS ATTEMPTS ARE MADE TO CALM THE WATERS AS THEY RAGE PERHAPS MADNESS CAN'T BE CAGED AT THE DAWN OF A DARK AGE
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I'LL DRINK ALL THE ALCOHOL I'LL DRINK ALL THE ALCOHOL I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS I'LL DRINK ALL OF IT I'LL DRINK ALL OF THE ALCOHOL - (repeat)
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Sit Down 02:21
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WHAT IF WE WERE REALLY FUCKING WASTED AND COULDN'T FIND OUR WAY HOME WHAT IF THEN WE ELECTED THE DUDE THAT SEEMED LIKE THE MOST CAPABLE TO SAFELY GUIDE US THROUGH THE DARK TO LEAD US TO OUR PLACE IN HISTORY TO MAKE US GREAT AGAIN TO MAKE US HATE AGAIN WHAT IF EVERY OPTION HAS BEEN EXHAUSTED AND WE CONCLUDE THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO DO EVERYTHING IS ABOUT TO COLLAPSE AND WHEN IT DOES IT WILL AFFECT YOUR IT WILL AFFECT YOU IT WILL AFFECT YOU IT WILL AFFECT YOU MAKE US HATE AGAIN MAKE US FAIL AGAIN MAKE US HATE AGAIN MAKE US FAIL AGAIN
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Beige Test 04:11
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RIGHT UP TO YOUR FACE AND DIS YOU RIGHT UP TO YOUR FACE AND DIS YOU RIGHT UP TO YOUR FACE AND DIS YOU HAS IT HIT YOU YET DID YOU TUNE IT OUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT HAS IT SUNK IN ARE YOU THINKING WHAT THE FUCK I'M THINKING HAS IT DAWNED ON YOU DO YOU HAVE A CLUE ABOUT THE DREADFUL FATE THAT SHALL BEFALL YOU SOON HERD OF BUFFOONS LEADING PLATOONS INTO A BATTLE THEY'RE SURE TO LOSE GAGGLE OF GOONS RUNNING THE SHOW LIKE RABID WILD ANIMALS TURN THEIR NOSE ON THE OPPOSITION CREATE A BITTER DIVISION HAS IT COME TO LIGHT DUE TO RECENT EVENTS DO YOU CARE TO COMMENT WILL WE SOON FIND OUT DO WE ALREADY KNOW THE WORLD IS RUN BY CRIMINALS IT WILL, IF IT HASN'T HIT YOU RIGHT UP TO YOUR FACE AND DIS YOU IT WON'T BE A PLEASANT JOURNEY THERE'S A NEED FOR YOU TO WORRY IT WILL, IF IT HASN'T HIT YOU RIGHT UP TO YOUR FACE AND DIS YOU IT WON'T BE A PLEASANT JOURNEY THERE'S A NEED FOR YOU TO WORRY IT WILL, IF IT HASN'T HIT YOU RIGHT UP TO YOUR FACE AND KISS YOU IT WON'T BE A PLEASANT JOURNEY THERE'S A NEED FOR YOU TO WORRY IT WILL, IF IT HASN'T HIT YOU RIGHT UP TO YOUR FACE AND KICK YOU IT WON'T BE A PLEASANT JOURNEY THERE'S A NEED FOR YOU TO WORRY IT WILL, IF IT HASN'T HIT YOU RIGHT UP TO YOUR FACE AND DIS YOU
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Aftertaste 02:24
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CALL THEM DEAD CALL THEM DEAD HOLD THEIR HEAD UNDER WATER AND WATCH THEM DROWN THEN CALL THEM DEAD CALL THEM DEAD AND HOLD YOUR BREATH AS YOU CHOKE THEM AND HOLD THEIR HAND AS THEIR GRIP LOOSENS CALL THEM DEAD THEN CALL THEM DEAD HOLD YOU HAND OVER THEIR NOSE AND MOUTH HOLD YOUR HAND OUT TO ACCEPT THE COLD GRIP OF DEATH
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I'M A PROFESSIONAL PROCRASTINATOR WHY DO IT NOW MAN, I'LL GET TO IT LATER (repeat) IT'S NO WONDER THAT NOBODY SHARED IN MY EXCITEMENT WHEN I GOT AROUND TO CHECKING OUT THAT GREAT BAND FROM THE 90S "OH MY GOD MAN! PORTASHEAD IS TOTALLY THE SHIT!" WELL YEAH, THEY WERE LIKE 20 YEARS AGO YOU FUCKING IDIOT DUDE, HAVE YOU SEEN "THE A-TEAM?" ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? NOW I UNDERSTAND THE PURE GENIUS OF MR. T WHAT'S NEXT, YOU GONNA TELL ME YOU JUST SAW "BIG LEBOWSKI?" NOT YET, BUT I PLAN TO IN THE NEXT YEAR OR THREE I'M A PROFESSIONAL PROCRASTINATOR RECOMMEND IT NOW I MIGHT GET TO IT LATER I PUT IT OFF PUT IT OFF PUT IT OFF PUT IT OFF I'M A PROFESSIONAL PROCRASTINATOR WHY DO IT NOW MAN, I'LL GET TO IT LATER I'M A PROFESSIONAL PROCRASTINATOR RECOMMEND IT NOW I MIGHT GET TO IT LATER SHIT JUST SLIPS MY MIND FOR DECADES ON END STILL NEED TO CHECK OUT "ROBOCOP" ON CRITERION "THE DA' VINCI CODE" OH DUDE, I FINALLY READ THAT WHAT? IT'S TERRIBLE! WHY DID YOU EVEN BOTHER ASSHAT? JUST GOT A SUPER NINTENDO - MAN, YOU EVER PLAY "STARFOX?" I FUCKING HATE YOU GOT IT SHRINK WRAPPED IN THE ORIGINAL BOX MAN THESE E.L. FUDGE COOKIES HAVE ALL EXPIRED STILL HAVEN'T SEEN "STAR WARS" OR "ST. ELMO'S FIRE" HOW THE FUCK IS THIS POSSIBLE WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN DOING SINCE THE ERA OF EMMANUEL LEWIS AND PATRICK EWING? DUDE, STOP HITTING ME I'VE JUST BEEN BUSY WALLOWING IN DOUBT, REGRET AND SELF-PITY LIKE A PROFESSIONAL PROCRASTINATOR WHY DO IT NOW MAN, I'LL GET TO IT LATER I'M A PROFESSIONAL PROCRASTINATOR RECOMMEND IT NOW I MIGHT GET TO IT LATER MY ATTENTION SPAN JUST AIN'T ALL THAT LONG IT WILL BE A MIRACLE IF I EVEN FINISH THIS... FUCK IT
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I Get It 00:54
YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG EXCEPT YOU DID EVERYTHING WRONG I GET IT YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO NOBODY KNOWS WHAT TO DO I GET IT
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This album was created exclusively for individuals that contributed money to The 6th Annual UGLYFEST GoFundMe campaign. Thanks y'all. I hope you enjoy the tunes

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released March 14, 2018

All songs written, recorded, mixed, and poorly mastered by Danny Ugly EXCEPT:

"Train To Chicago" - Written by Drink Me
"Professional Procrastinator" - written by Willie Ugly and Danny Ugly

Copyright 2018 - Stone Cold Shit Records - ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

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