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The Buglies - Take Five
02:12
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THE WORLD WASN’T READY FOR THIS PROGRAM TO GO LIVE
TAKE FIVE
WHEN THE WAR IS OVER WE WILL SEE WHO IS LEFT ALIVE
TAKE FIVE
AT SOME POINT WE STOPPED LISTENING AND CLOSED OUR EYES
TAKE FIVE
IT TAKES TIME
TAKE FIVE
IT TAKES TIME
TAKE FIVE
WE’RE SPIRALING OBLIVIOUSLY TOWARD OUR OWN DEMISE
TAKE FIVE
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DON’T CALL IT A COMEBACK BECAUSE IT AIN’T THAT
JUST A COUPLE OF GIGS TO MAKE SOME QUICK CASH
AFTER A SHOW AT THE GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS
THE GETO BOYS REGROUPED AND BROUGHT THEIR TALENTS BACK HOME
IN 2013 AUSTIN GOT A LITTLE TASTE
BEFORE A SOLD OUT CROWD THE GETO BOYS RECLAIMED THEIR PLACE
AS THE UNDISPUTED KINGS OF THE TEXAS GANGSTA RAP SCENE
THE VENUE BET THE SHOW’S SUCCESS WAS MORE THAN JUST A NOVELTY
AND SO THEY BOOKED ANOTHER GIG SHORTLY THEREAFTER
BUT RATHER THAN BRING DOWN THE HOUSE OR EVEN RAISE THE RAFTERS
THE AUDIENCE IN ATTENDANCE WAS MEASLY COMPARED
TO THE ONE THAT THEY HAD ROCKED THE LAST TIME THEY PLAYED THERE
BEFORE THE SET BEGAN BUSHWICK BILL GREETED FANS
POSING FOR PICTURES AND SHAKING MOTHER FUCKERS’ HANDS
A SMALL FIGHT BROKE OUT ABOUT SPORTS TEAM RIVALRIES
BUT WAS QUICKLY BROKEN UP BY VENUE SECURITY
THEN THE HOUSE LIGHTS DIMMED AND EXCITEMENT SET IN
SCARFACE TOOK THE STAGE SOLO AND STARTED SPITTING
VERSE AFTER VERSE, LIKE A GREATEST HITS MEDLEY
SUDDENLY FROM THE WING EMERGED WILLIE D
THE SET WAS PROGRESSING EXACTLY AS PLANNED
UNTIL SHIT STARTED TO GET A BIT OUT OF HAND
ENTER BUSHWICK BILL, INTOXICATED
UNINTELLIGIBLE, STUMBLING, AND CLEARLY FADED
THINGS STARTED GOING DOWNHILL, BUT EVEN STILL
HARDCORE FANS WERE SUPPORTIVE SHOUTING, “FUCK YEAH BILL!”
THEN, “DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTA” PLAYED
BUSHWICK FROZE, AND I SUPPOSE JUST DREW A BLANK
DROPPING EVERY LINE, SLAUGHTERING EVERY VERSE
SO SCARFACE GRABBED A GUITAR AND IT GOT MUCH WORSE
LEADING THE ATTENDEES IN SING-ALONGS
TO A FEW SEMI-POPULAR CLASSIC ROCK SONGS
FINALLY WILLIE D ERUPTED AND EXCLAIMED, “FUCK THIS!
“PUT THAT GUITAR DOWN SO WE CAN DO SOME FUCKING GANGSTA SHIT”
THE DJ MISSED THE CUE, AN AWKWARD SILENCE ENSUED
THE WHOLE CREW SEEMED CONFUSED AND DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO
SCARFACE GRABBED THE MIC AND SAID, “ALRIGHT
Y’ALL KNOW WHO WE GOT IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT?”
MIKE JUDGE APPEARED FROM JUST OFFSTAGE
AND THREW THE CROWD A HALF-ASSED WAVE
THEY FINALLY GOT IT TOGETHER ENOUGH TO GET THROUGH A FEW TUNES
BEFORE BUSHWICK STARTED TO RAGE AND FUME,
“BRING THE HOUSE LIGHTS UP! KILL THE GODDAM SONG”
I LOST MY MOTHER FUCKING PHONE!”
AND WITH THAT THE BEAT DROPPED AND EVERYBODY LEFT THE STAGE
EXCEPT FOR BUSHWICK WHO CONTINUED TO PACE
BACK AND FORTH WITH HIS HANDS ON HIS HEAD
DISTRESSED, FRUSTRATED AND FILLED WITH DREAD
AND THAT WAS THE CONCLUSION OF A CONVOLUTED
45 MINUTE SET THAT PROMPTED CONFUSION
AMONGST DISILLUSIONED FANS OF THE BAND WHO WERE ALL LIKE,
“WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT MAN?”
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Ugly America
02:20
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I OFTEN COMPLAIN ABOUT THE STATE
OF THINGS THAT BENEFIT ME BIGLY
I WILL VOTE AGAINST MY OWN INTERESTS
UNTIL IT FINALLY DESTROYS US
I PUT MY FAITH IN FEAR
THAT FEAR TURNED TO HATE
AND NOW THAT HATE IS AT WORK MAKING AMERICA GREAT
I KNOW I’M NOT ALONE ANYMORE
AFTER HIDING FOR YEARS WE’RE HERE TO SETTLE THE SCORE
BOW DOWN BEFORE UGLY AMERICA
WE ARE YOU AND YOU ARE US
WAVE YOUR UGLY FLAG IN THE UGLY FACE
OF ANY OPPOSITION TO OUR LUNACY
ALTHOUGH I AM NOT WEALTHY I SUPPORT BILLIONAIRES
WHO LOOT THE TREASURY FREELY WITHOUT A CARE
FOR ANY HUMAN BEING NEEDING SOME FORM OF ASSISTANCE
I SUPPORT A SYSTEM DESIGNED TO END THEIR EXISTENCE
RAISE A GLASS FOR UGLY AMERICA
OPEN WIDE AND DRINK IT UP
BOW DOWN BEFORE UGLY AMERICA
WE ARE YOU AND YOU ARE US
I’VE GOT A LOT TO SAY ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS
OF WHICH I KNOW VIRTUALLY NOTHING
MY MIND IS MADE UP
I’LL NEVER ALTER MY OPINION
CONDEMN TRUTH AS LIES
IGNORE CONTRADICTIONS
BOW DOWN BEFORE UGLY AMERICA
WE ARE YOU AND YOU ARE US
WAVE YOUR UGLY FLAG IN THE UGLY FACE
OF ANY OPPOSITION TO OUR LUNACY
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The Mother Of All Bombs
01:50
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THE MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS
HAD MANY CHILDREN OF HER OWN
THE MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS
GAVE BIRTH TO THE ENSUING EXPLOSIONS
LIGHT IT UP – LET HER RIP
LET’S KEEPING DROPPING BOMBS ON SHIT
THE MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS
RAISED AN ENTIRE ARSENAL
DON’T SET HER OFF – SHE’S GOT A SHORT FUSE
SHE’LL INCINERATE YOU
THE MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS
WILL NOT SOON BE FORGOTTEN
BOMBS AWAY – LET HER RIP
DROP A FUCKING BOMB ON IT
THE MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS
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I GOTTA GET TANKED
I GOTTA GET SHIT-FACED
TO DO WHAT I'M GONNA DO TONIGHT
ADAM AND EVE
ADAM AND STEVE
WHICH IS WRONG AND WHICH IS RIGHT
I'VE GOT COCONUTS FOR TESTES
HOT COCK ANNIE
CHILDREN RUN AWAY FROM THE MAN WITH THE CANDY
TRY OUT MY NEW SEX DOLL BABY
GOD IS GAY
I'M HUNGRY
WE'RE MAKING IT UP AS WE GO ALONG - (REPEAT)
SAILORS BOARD ME NOW
I'M BACK TO WOMEN
IT'S BEEN A MONTH SINCE I'VE HAD A MAN
THESE ARE THE FINEST QUEEN BOYS I'VE EVER SEEN
WE'RE MAKING IT UP AS WE GO ALONG - (REPEAT)
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NONE OF THESE ARE OF THE QUALITY
THAT THEY NEED TO BE
TO APPEAR ON THE E.P.
NONE OF THESE ARE OF THE QUALITY
THAT THEY NEED TO BE
THIS E.P. NEEDS TO BE OF HIGH QUALITY
THIS SONG PROBABLY WON’T GO ON THE E.P.
IT’S JUST NOT OF A HIGH ENOUGH QUALITY
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