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Another Funky Groove
01:25
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HERE IT IS MOTHERFUCKERS
A MESSAGE OF TRUTH AND HOPE
A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR THE CLUELESS THAT WILL HELP YOU COPE
WITH THE FACT THAT THE WORLD IN WHICH WE ROT IS FUCKING WHACK
HAVE I HOOKED YOU? GOOD! NOW SIT THE FUCK BACK
WE GOT SOME BACKGROUND TO COVER BEFORE YOU CAN DISCOVER
THE SIMPLE TRUTH ABOUT THE WAY THE WORLD IN WHICH WE ROT IS GOVERNED
THE DEPTH OF THE CORRUPTION THREATENS SERIOUS DISRUPTIONS OF THE GLOBAL ECONOMY, SO FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS
FIRST, RECOGNIZE WHERE THE TRUE POWER LIES
IT'S IN THE HANDS OF THE CORPORATIONS THAT HAVE LONGSTANDING TIES TO MANY SEASONED POLITICIANS WHO RELY ON CONTRIBUTIONS FROM FILTHY RICH CEOS WHO WISH TO KEEP POLLUTING
OUR RIVERS, LAKES, AND OCEANS WITH A POTENT TOXIC POTION
SO MR. SPEAKER, I PLACE BEFORE THE FLOOR THIS MOTION
START UP A P.R. CAMPAIGN DESIGNED TO INFORM THE CITIZENRY OF OUR COUNTRY
THE POWER LIES IN HOW THEY CHOOSE TO SPEND THEIR MONEY
WE'RE TOLD TO CELEBRATE ABUNDANCE
BELIEVE THE MYTH AND YOU MIGHT GET RICH
OR YOU MIGHT BREAK EVEN OR EVEN GO BUST
SELFLESSNESS TO ASHES - TRUST TO DUST
I DON'T PUT MY FAITH IN MUCH MAN
I'M WISE TO THAT SCAM
FAITH IS CHUMP'S BAIT
RELIGION IS A SHAM
BUT NOW WE SEE THESE WACKOS MISINTERPRETATIONS OF MYTHOLOGY BECOME POLICY
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST - ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
DOES NOT THE CONSTITUTION STATE SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE?
SUPREME LAW OF THE LAND
THEIR AIN'T NO DEBATE
THERE CAN'T BE NO CLEAN SLATE WHEN THEOLOGY MATES WITH POLICY
ALL WE CAN DO IS PRAY
BUT OUR SINFUL BEHAVIOR CAN'T BE PRAYED AWAY MAN
OUR SPITEFUL DEMEANOR REVEALS A MEANER STREAK
A BLEAKER FREAK WOULD SPEAK MEEKLY - WEARILY STATING A WARNING THAT THE MORNING SHALL BRING DREADFUL THINGS
MAN HOW I WISH MY WHIT WAS SHARP AND GRITTY
I'D DRIVE AROUND THE CITY SCREAMING "HERE KITTY KITTY!"
WHISTLING A DITTY BY THE PRETTY THINGS
OR WATCHING "LORD OF THE RINGS: RETURN OF THE KING"
I'VE HAD A FLING WITH DANGER
I'VE FLIRTED WITH DISASTER
I HAVE YET TO MEET MY MAKER BUT I HAVE MET MY MASTER
THAT BASTARD INSISTED THAT I REFRAIN
FROM DOING ANYTHING THAT SONICALLY COULD STIMULATE YOUR BRAIN
FROM THE GREAT-PLAINS OF THE MIDWEST I HAIL
THUS ONE MUST CONCLUDE MY SHREWD DEMEANOR NEVER FAILS
TO SHOCK ALL YOU P.C. YUPPIES IN CALIFORNIA
HERE, GO LIKE THIS... YOU GOT A LITTLE ON YA'
\NEVER MIND THE BOLLOCKS, SMOOTH JAZZ, OR SOFT ROCK
THE BASSTURD IS BRINGING HELL TO ALL YOU FUCKERS' BLOCKS
GLOCK FREE IS THE LIFE FOR ME
DIRTY IS THE AIR I BREATHE
IF YOU CAN'T RESPECT THAT YOUR WHOLE PERSPECTIVE IS PLAYED
MAYBE YOU'LL LOVE ME WHEN I FADE TO BEIGE
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WE DIDN'T HAVE NO WEED
WE JUST HAD STEMS & SEEDS
I HEARD FROM SOMEBODY
THAT SHIT WILL GET YOU HIGH ANYWAY
SO WE TRIED TO SMOKE IT
WE THREW IT IN YOUR PIPE
FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER
WE WERE REALLY HIGH
REALLY HIGH
WE DIDN'T HAVE NO WEED
WE JUST HAD STEMS & SEEDS
WE SMOKED IT UP
WE GOT REALLY FUCKING HIGH
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THE LIGHTS NEVER GO OUT AT THE AIRPORT
PEOPLE COMING AND GOING ALL NIGHT LONG
IT'S MY JOB TO PICK UP AFTER THEIR MESSY ASSES
AND I DO IT WITH THE PRIDE OF A GOD
NEVER LET IT GET ME DOWN
WHAT I'M DOING HERE
MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE
FOR THOSE WHO TRAVEL BY AIR
I'M CLEANING THE AIRPORT UP
CLEANING IT UP REAL GOOD
I'M CLEANING THE AIRPORT UP
FOR THE WORLD TO ENJOY
BEEN DOING THIS FOR 37 YEARS
GONE THROUGH SOME HARD TIMES WORKING HERE
9-11 SURE GAVE US ALL A GOOD SCARE
BUT WE GOT OVER THAT, GOT BACK ON THE JOB
AND WE'RE STILL WORKING HERE
AT THE AIRPORT
CLEANING UP FOR THE WORLD
MAKING IT A BETTER PLACE
FOR THOSE WHO TRAVEL BY AIR
AT THE AIRPORT
WE ARE THE NOBLE GUARD
THE ONES WHO CLEAN OUT THE TOILETS
AND VACUUM UP THE CARPET
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Rhyme In My Head
02:15
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The Perfect Pop Star
02:35
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God Made Us Funky
01:44
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I'm Not In Love With You
01:59
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THE WORLD IS OLD
IT'S GETTING OLDER
AND WE GROW OLD ALONG WITH IT
THE WORLD IS RIPE FOR THE TAKING
SO LIKE AN APPLE FROM A TREE WE PICK
THE WORLD IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS
COME ON IN AND DROP A DIME
YOU HELP THE CAUSE EVERY TIME YOU SPEND SOME MONEY IN OUR YOUNG STRUGGLING INDUSTRY
THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH
YOUR BUSINESS MEANS A LOT
YOU KNOW YOU'VE ALWAYS GOT A PLACE TO SHOP
WHAT YOU NEED MAN?
SOME SHOES OR BREAD?
HOW ABOUT SOME DEAD BOOTLEGS?
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THIS IS THE DIRTY DIRTY SOUTH
WE ALL GOTS DIRTY DIRTY MOUTHS
IF Y'ALL DON'T WHAT WE ABOUT
WE'RE ABOUT TO LAY IT OUT
WE RAP SLOW
AND SAY THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN
(REPEAT)
IT'S ALWAYS HOT AS HADES
AND WE GOTS THE HOTTEST LADIES
WHO BE WEARING NEXT TO NOTHING
THE PARTY IS ALWAYS BUMPING
WE MOVE AT A SLOWER PACE
BECAUSE LIFE AIN'T A GODDAMN RACE
SO SIT THE FUCK BACK AND RELAX
WE AIN'T NO FUCKING HICKS OR HACKS
OUR STYLE BE LACKADAISICAL
OUR WEED IS BROWN AND SHITTY YO
THIS AIN'T NO HOME ON THE RANGE
WE KICK IT IN THE CITY SO
GRAB A FIFTH OF HENESSY
AND MIX IT WITH SOME SYRUP
BECAUSE DOWN HERE DRINKING DRANK
IS HOW WE GET FUCKED UP
WHAT'S UP TO THE KINGS
OF THIS DIRTY SOUTH THING
UGK, THE GETO BOYS, DJ SCREW, T.I. THE KING
WE GOT MAD LOVE FOR BITCHES
BUT NO LOVE FOR THE SNITCHES
WE ALL ABOUT OUR RIDES
OUR RIMS AND OUR RICHES
H-TOWN, ATL AND NEW ORLEANS
ARE THE HOMES OF THE ORIGINAL
DIRTY SOUTH SCENE
SO IF YOU ALL AIN'T HEARD
WHAT THE FUCK WE ALL ABOUT
I THINK IT'S TIME FOR Y'ALL TO CLEAN
YOUR MOTHERFUCKING EARS OUT
THIS IS THE DIRTY DIRTY SOUTH
WE ALL GOTS DIRTY DIRTY MOUTHS
IF Y'ALL DON'T KNOW WHAT WE ABOUT
WE'RE ABOUT TO LAY IT OUT
WE RAP SLOW
AND SAY THE SAME SHIT
OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN
(REPEAT)
HEY SHORTY
YOU WANNA PARTY?
WALK THE CLUB AND JUST ERECT YOURSELF
TO THE '88 YUGO RIDING ON 27s PULLING 815s
IN A LITTLE RED WAGON
YOUR TITS ARE SAGGING
BUT THAT'S ALRIGHT
THAT'S HOW I ROLL
AIN'T NO SUCH THING AS TAKING IT TOO SLOW
SO GET YOUR WALKER OUT
AND SHOW A STZL DZL WHAT A GMAILTH ABOUT
Y'ALL LIKE PANCAKE SYRUP?
I LIKES MOLASSES
Y'ALL GOTS SOME LASIK SHIT?
I GOT SOME GLASSES
Y'ALL BE ROBOTRIPPING?
WELL SO AM I
50 MOTHERFUCKING BOTTLES
AND A PLATE OF PAD THAI
SO DON'T ALL YOU FOOL HATERS
BE OFF SHOOTING YOUR YAP
WHILE I FINISH UP THIS DRANK
AND LAY DOWN TO TAKE A NAP
IF YOU'RE FEELING ME
FOOL, THAT'S RUE TEA IN YOUR MOUTH
THUGS UP - TEMPO DOWN
IN THE DIRTY DIRTY SOUTH
THIS IS THE DIRTY DIRTY SOUTH
WE ALL GOTS DIRTY DIRTY MOUTHS
IF Y'ALL DON'T WHAT WE ABOUT
WE'RE ABOUT TO LAY IT OUT
WE RAP SLOW
AND SAY THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN
(REPEAT)
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Dude, Relax
01:34
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What An Ugly Scene
01:27
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WHAT AN UGLY SCENE
WHAT A REPUGNANT THING
THAT YOU'RE PRESENTING TO ME
WHAT AN UGLY BAND
AND UGLY FANS
THIS BAND ATTRACTS TO THEIR SCENE
BEHOLD THE FUTURE OF ROCK & ROLL
WHAT AN UGLY SCENE
WHAT A BUNCH OF MEAN
LOOKING MOTHERFUCKERS AT THE LIP
OF THE BANDSTAND
PROPPING UP ANOTHER BAND
MAN I'M FUCKING SICK OF THIS SHIT
IT'S A SHAME
THIS IS THE GAME
BEHOLD THE FUTURE OF ROCK & ROLL
THESE BANDS ALL SOUND THE SAME
UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bon Jovi
03:01
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THERE'S A GUY AND I LIKE HIS STYLE
I LIKE HIS MUSIC
HE GOES THE EXTRA MILE
THERE'S A GUY AND I LIKE HIS STYLE
I LIKE HIS LONG HAIR AND I LIKE HIS SMILE
I WANT TO BE BON JOVI
I WANT TO BE
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I'M FUCKIN YOU
I'M FUCKIN YOU UP
I'M FUCKIN YOU
I'M FUCKIN YOU UP
I'M FUCKIN YOU DOWN
DOWN
I'M FUCKIN YOU DOWN
DOWN
I'M FUCKIN YOU
I'M FUCKIN YOU UP
I'M FUCKIN YOU
I'M FUCKIN YOU UP
I'M FUCKIN YOU DOWN
DOWN
I'M FUCKIN YOU DOWN
DOWN
I'M FUCKIN YOU
I'M FUCKIN YOU
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Laser Tag Suicide
03:43
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1986 DREW ME QUICKLY TO THE NEWEST FAD
A GAME SIMILAR TO PAINT BALL THAT THEY CALLED LASER TAG
SOME SAID ONLY FAGS PLAY LASER TAG
I SAID "THAT'S NOT P.C. ONLY A HOMOPHOBE WOULD SAY SUCH A THING."
SO IT WAS ON
LATE AFTERNOON IN THE WOODS
ME AND THE HOMOPHOBE WITH OUR LASER TAG GUNS
OUR CHEST PLATES AND VESTS ON
I WAS GOING TO STRIKE A BLOW FOR ALL THE GAY COMMUNITY
HE JUST WANTED TO LASER TAG ME
THERE WAS A SHORT IN HIS CHEST PLATE
HE RECEIVED A SEVERE SHOCK
WHEN MY LASER TAG BEAM HIT HIM RIGHT ON TARGET
HE DROPPED TO THE GROUND
GASPED AND CONVULSED A FEW TIMES
THEN HIS HEART STOPPED AND HE FUCKING DIED
I GUILT OVERWHELMED ME
I COULD NOT BELIEVE THAT MY INNOCENT QUEST TO PROTECT THE GAY COMMUNITY
RESULTED IN THE DEATH OF SOMEONE THAT I LOOSELY CONSIDERED AN ACQUAINTANCE
I COULDN'T BARE THE BURDEN SO I HUNG MYSELF IN MY CLOSET
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DON’T VOTE
IF YOU CAN’T NAME THE THREE BRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT
DON’T VOTE
IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT ALEPPO IS
DON’T VOTE
IF YOU CAN’T NAME AT LEAST TWO SITTING JUSTICES ON THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES
DON’T VOTE
IF YOU THINK THAT AFRICA IS A NATION
DON’T VOTE
IF YOU BELIEVE BARACK OBAMA IS A MUSLIM
DON’T VOTE
IF ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS PAYING A LOWER TAX RATE
DON’T VOTE
IF YOU SUPPORT UNREGULATED FREE TRADE
DON’T VOTE
YOU WOULDN’T FLY A PLANE WITHOUT BEING TRAINED
DON’T VOTE
SO WHY NOT USE YOUR FULLY FUNCTIONING BRAIN
DON’T VOTE
TO DETERMINE IF YOU’RE MENTALLY FIT
DON’T VOTE
TO PICK AN HONEST AND PRINCIPLED PUBLIC SERVANT
DON’T VOTE
IF YOU’VE NEVER READ THE CONSTITUTION
DON’T VOTE
UNLESS YOU FEEL PAINFULLY DISILLUSIONED
DON’T VOTE
IF YOU THINK 9-11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB
DON’T VOTE
FOR SOME CONDESCENDING ELITIST SNOB
DON’T VOTE
DON’T VOTE
IF WHEN IT COMES TO POLITICS YOU DON’T KNOW SHIT
DON’T VOTE
I MEAN NOBODY IS FORCING YOU TO DO IT
DON’T VOTE
JUST STAY AT HOME AND WATCH “CELEBRITY APPRENTICE”
DON’T VOTE
BECAUSE ILL-INFORMED VOTING CAN BE VERY DANGEROUS
DON’T VOTE
DON’T VOTE
DON’T VOTE
DON’T VOTE
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I'LL LET YOU FELLAS IN ON A LITTLE SECRET THAT I KNOW
IT SEEMS THAT HONIES LIKE GUYS WHO GENITALS GLOW
DON'T ATTEMPT UNLESS YOU'RE HARDCORE
DON'T TRY IT IF YOU LACK GUTS
BLING BALLZ - BEDAZZLER - RHINESTONE YOUR NUTS
BLING BALLZ IS A NEW TREND
A GRILL FOR YOUR NUT SACK
THIS SHIT AIN'T FOR SUCKERS
I'M AS REAL AS A HEART ATTACK
GRAB YOUR BEDAZZLER
CUBIC ZIRCONIUM
GIRLS LINE UP AROUND THE BLOCK JUST SO YOU CAN BONE THEM
NOW I KNOW IT AIN'T EASY TO STAB YOUR BALLZ
IT HURTS TO STAND UP BUT INSIDE YOU'RE WALKING TALL
YOU GOTTA BE A MAN TO PIERCE YOUR TENDER SCROTAL SKIN
JUST REMEMBER ALL THE ASS AND TITTIES YOU'LL BE SWIMMING IN
REMEMBER TO CLEAN AND POLISH YOUR STONES TWICE A DAY
OR ELSE YOUR FRIENDS WILL START TO THINK THAT YOU WORK AT FRITO-LAY
BUT EVEN IF YOUR TESTICLES SMELL LIKE ASS AND STILTON
BLING BALLZ PERFECTLY ACCESSORIZE BITCHES LIKE PARIS HILTON
TRUE GANGSTERS WEAR THEIR BLING BALLZ UNDERNEATH A KILT
DISPLAY THEIR BOZAKS PROUDLY
NOT HAVING ANY GUILT
AND WHEN THE SUNLIGHT CATCHES - SPLASHES COLOR ON THE GROUND
YOUR LASER LIGHT SHOW CAUSES HEARTS TO POUND
BLING BALLZ - BEDAZZLER - RHINESTONE MY NUTS
BLING BALLZ - BEDAZZLER - RHINESTONE MY NUTS
YO, DECK THE HALLS WITH BLING BALLZ OF RHINESTONE
IF YOU COME AROUND I'LL PRETEND I'M NOT HOME
GETTING BEDAZZLED - AFFIXING STUDS TO MY NUT SACK
THE POINT OF NO RETURN HAS BEEN PASSED
I CAN'T TURN BACK
ONCE YOU GOT THEM SHITS ON YOUR NUTS IT'S PERMANENT
IT'S LIKE DIPPING 'EM IN CEMENT EXCEPT YOU WON'T LAMENT
I VENT FRUSTRATION THROUGH COLORFUL SCROTAL DECORATIONS
ALTHOUGH HIDEOUS I THINK IT'S MY GREATEST CREATION
IF YOU AIN'T HIP TO THE STYLE THAT I ROCK - LET ME EXPLAIN
I DON'T APPLY THEM DIRECTLY TO MY COCK
BECAUSE THE BALL SACK IS MY CANVAS
MY BALL BLING SWINGS ILLUMINATING MY MAN NUTS
IT'S EASY, FUN AND FABULOUS - SNAP, PUSH AND POP
IT HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER BUT I CAN'T STOP
I'M THE BEDAZZLINGEST BEDAZZLING MOTHERFUCKER ON THE BLOCK
MY BALL BLING IS HOT - RIVALS ANYTHING YOU GOT
BLING BALLZ - BEDAZZLER - RHINESTONE MY NUTS
BLING BALLZ - BEDAZZLER - RHINESTONE MY NUTS
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Pudding Bomb
02:23
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VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE
IT DOESN'T MATTER - THEY'RE BOTH DELICIOUS
TAPIOCA IS NOT THE BEST
BUT I STILL PREFER IT OVER A PLATE OF LETTUCE
WHEN I'M FEELING DOWN IT PICKS MY SPIRITS UP
WHETHER IT BE OFF A PIE CRUST OF OUT OF A CUP
WHEN I'M PUTTING THE PUDDING INTO MY TUMMY
I GET CARRIED AWAY SOMETIMES BECAUSE IT'S SO YUMMY
THEN I'VE GOT TO LIE DOWN
LET IT DIGEST
BEFORE WE CAN GET BACK TO THE BUSINESS
OF CONSUMING STAGGERING VOLUMES OF PUDDING
WAVERING BETWEEN STABILITY AND LOOSE FOOTING
(CHORUS)
PUDDING - PUDDING IS THE BOMB
PUDDING BOMB - PUDDING BOMB
EAT IT ALL DAY LONG
PUDDING IS OFF THE CHAIN
PUDDING BRAIN - PUDDING BRAIN
PUDDING ON THE BRAIN
PUDDING IS NUMBER ONE
PUDDING ONE - PUTTING ONE
OVER ON SOMEONE
PUDDING IS ALWAYS SUCH A TREAT
PUDDING IT - PUTTING
ON TOP OF EVERYTHING
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I WENT TO YOUR HIGH SCHOOL
YOU SAID YOU'RE THE ONE THAT MADE ALL THE RULES
I REMEMBER YOU, YEAH, YOU'RE A STUPID PRICK
I THINK YOU'RE A REALLY DUMB SON OF A BITCH
YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE
YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE
YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE
I HATE YOU
I WENT TO YOUR FAMILY THING
AND YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU KNEW EVERYTHING
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A DICK
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A LITTLE PRICK
YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE
YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE
YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE
I HATE YOU
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Party Strong
03:18
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Leave This Planet
02:22
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PLANTED FIRMLY ON THE GROUND
GRAVITY HOLDS YOU IN PLACE
YOU REALIZE THAT THERE'S NO ESCAPE
FOREVER TRAPPED IN THIS SPHERICAL CAGE
YOU LONG TO VENTURE INTO OUTER SPACE
THERE'S NOTHING LEFT FOR US NOW
WE ALL WANT TO LEAVE THIS PLANET
DESTROYED BY OSCAR AND LARRY'S DISORGANIZED LEADERSHIP
WE'VE MADE OUR MISTAKE AND NOW WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT
THERE'S A SCIENTIST IN THE IDEA LAB
WHO SAYS HE'S GOT A PLAN
CONSTRUCT A ROCKET SHIP LARGE ENOUGH
TO TRANSPORT EVERY HUMAN
HE SAYS, "I'VE BEEN WORKING DAY AND NIGHT TO MAKE THIS THEORY FIT."
BUT ALL THE CYNICAL ANDROIDS QUESTION IT
THE WORLD KEEPS SPINNING AROUND
WE'RE ALL TIRED OF BEING PRISONERS
WE ALL WANT TO JOURNEY THROUGH THE UNIVERSE
LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE MAN
IT CAN'T GET ANY WORSE
OSCAR AND LARRY
OSCAR AND LARRY
OSCAR AND LARRY
OSCAR AND LARRY
OSCAR AND LARRY
OSCAR AND LARRY
OSCAR AND LARRY
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Bean Bag
03:23
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I WISH I HAD A BEAN BAG
THAT I COULD RELAX IN
I WISH I HAD A BEAN BAG CHAIR
BUT I DON'T HAVE A BEAN BAG
BECAUSE I HAVE CATS
THAT WOULD MOST CERTAINLY TEAR
A HOLE INTO MY BEAN BAG
SO I REMAIN BEAN BAGLESS
TO AVOID GETTING BEANS EVERYWHERE
IF I EVER GET A BEAN BUG
DUCT TAPE WOULD BE THE ONLY THING
KEEPING ALL THOSE TINY BEANS IN THERE
IT'S A CHOICE YOU MAKE
YOU CHOOSE ONE DAY
DO YOU WANT A CAT OR A BEAN BAG CHAIR
YOU STARE INTO THE HEAVENS AND DECLARE
IT'S NOT FAIR I HAVE TO CHOOSE
FOR BOTH THESE THINGS IMPROVE MY MOOD SO GREATLY
BUT IF I MUST I CHOOSE KITTIES
SO I DON'T HAVE A BEAN BAG
AND MY FOUL MOOD REFLECTS THAT
I DON'T HAVE A BEAN BAG CHAIR
BUT I WISH I HAD A BEAN BAG
BECAUSE I'D REALLY LIKE A BEAN BAG
TO CHILL OUT ON IN MY LAIR
IT'S A CHOICE YOU MAKE
YOU CHOOSE ONE DAY
TO GO TO THE POUND AND ADOPT A KITTY-CAT
NEVER REALIZING THE REPERCUSSIONS OF AN ACTION LIKE THAT
AND THEN YOU'RE TRAPPED
WITH YOUR CAT AND THERE'S NO TURNING BACK
YOU'RE FORCED TO USE A SOFA OR A FUTON
WHEN YOU WANT TO RELAX
I WISH I HAD A BEAN BAG
THAT I COULD RELAX IN
I WISH I HAD A BEAN BAG CHAIR
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I've Given Up
02:12
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I'VE GIVEN UP
I'VE GIVEN ALL I CARE TO GIVE TO YOU AT THIS TIME
YOU GAVE ME NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO DECLARE THAT I'M THROUGH PUTTING FORTH
ANY EFFORT THAT I HAD HAS BEEN SIMPLY DEPLETED
I DON'T CARE ANYMORE
I AM THOROUGHLY DEFEATED
THOUGH I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU KEEP GOING SO FAR TO GET ME TO TRY WHEN IT IS CLEAR
I'VE GIVEN UP
I'VE GIVEN ALL I CAN
DON'T HAVE ANOTHER OUNCE OF ENERGY
TO GO PUT TOWARD THE ENDEAVOR THAT YOU FEEL IS WORTHWHILE FOR ME TO PURSUE
I'VE GIVEN ALL THAT I CAN AND I WON'T GIVE ANYMORE
THIS WHOLE THING SEEMED LIKE A WASTE OF TIME OR A BORE
AND I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE FOLLOWED MY FIRST IMPRESSION
BUT I FAILED TO AND GAVE YOU WAY TOO MUCH PRECIOUS EFFORT
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Marilyn Manson
03:41
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THEY CAME TO SEE THE BABY
BY WAY OF THE NORTH STAR
SHEPHERDS, WISE MEN AND EVERYONE CAME FROM NEAR AND FAR
AND WHEN THEY SHOWED UP MARY SAID TO THEM
HE'S A NEWBORN BABY
WHAT'S HE GONNA DO WITH SHEEP?
WHAT'S HE GONNA DO WITH SHEEP?
HE'S A FUCKING NEWBORN BABY
WHAT'S HE GONNA DO WITH SHEEP?
(REPEAT)
A LITTLE DRUMMER BOY WALKED IN
PLAYING ON HIS DRUM
HE SAID, "THIS IS MY GIFT TO THE BABY."
BUT MARY SHE GOT FURIOUS
AND SHE BLEW UP
SHE SAID HE'S TRYING TO SLEEP
DO YOU HAVE TO PLAY THAT THING?
TRY AND KEEP IT DOWN
WONT YOU TRY AND KEEP IT DOWN
MY BABY IS TRYING TO SLEEP
WONT YOU TRY AND KEEP IT DOWN
WONT YOU TRY AND KEEP IT DOWN
WONT YOU TRY AND KEEP IT DOWN
CAN'T YOU SEE THAT MY CHILD IS SLEEPING TIGHT
WHY ARE YOU MAKING SO MUCH FUCKING NOISE
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Danny Ugly Austin, Texas
Danny Ugly is truly fucked.
If you like The Besturd: Best of The Bassturd 1996 - 2016, you may also like:
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supported by 5 fans who also own “The Besturd: Best of The Bassturd 1996 - 2016”
Great idea with an impressive result! Lots of great songs here!
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Liverpool's Luke Mawdsley uses pitchshifted vocals and industrial textures to create darkly experimental, painfully intimate music.
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The enigmatic punk-rap duo of Justin Pearson (The Locust, Swing Kids) and hip-hop producer Luke Henshaw make their long-awaited return.
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Gnarly punk rock from the Philadelphia duo is unhinged in the best way, an in-the-red sonic assault a la Motorhead/Stooges.
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i've seen a way
by Mandy, Indiana
A bracing collision of post-punk & electronics that plays like Theoretical Girls recording for L.I.E.S.
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Danish avant-garde crew SVIN explore far-out new lands on their latest, the sound of a galaxy folding in on itself in cut time.
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