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The Horrendous New Flavor Of Ugly

by Danny Ugly

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1.
Unbelievable 02:08
YOU'RE BLOWING MY MIND MAN THAT SHIT IS UNBELIEVABLE COMPLETELY UNBELIEVABLE SO WHOLLY UNBELIEVABLE I CAN'T BELIEVE IT IT SEEMS SO UNBELIEVABLE TOTALLY UNBELIEVABLE YO, I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU BRO I'VE GOT A GOOD NOSE FOR THE BELIEVABLE YOU REEK OF DECEIT I'VE BEEN FOOLED BEFORE, BUT NOT A FOOL ANYMORE SO BE STRAIGHT WITH ME YOU'RE ROCKING MY WORLD MAN THAT SHIT IS UNBELIEVABLE THOROUGHLY UNBELIEVABLE SO WHOLLY UNBELIEVABLE HOW COULD IT BE TRUE IT'S ABSOLUTELY UNBELIEVABLE COMPLETELY UNBELIEVABLE NOT REMOTELY BELIEVABLE YOU LIE WITH AN EASE THAT IS UNSETTLING YOU'RE NOT TO BE BELIEVED YOUR CREDIBILITY IS LACKING THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY SEEM
2.
I'M AN ATHLETE AND I EXCEL AT ATHLETIC EVENTS I'M AN ATHLETE AND PEOPLE PAY ME TO PLAY SPORTS IN FRONT OF THEM I RUN VERY FAST I JUMP VERY HIGH I'M AN ATHLETE OPPONENTS CHALLENGE ME TO COMPETE I'M AN ATHLETE I'M AN ATHLETE I RUN IN RACES I PLAY IN BALL GAMES I PERFORM WELL I'M AN ATHLETE AND PEOPLE CHEER ME ON WHEN I AM SCORING POINTS I AM VERY STRONG I TRAIN ALL DAY LONG TO BE AN ATHLETE MY FOCUS IS SHARP I'VE GOT A LOT OF HEART I'M AN ATHLETE SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS I STRIVE TO BE THE BEST WHEN COMPETING IN CONTESTS I'M AN ATHLETE I HIT BALLS IN HOLES OR KICK THEM THROUGH POLES I'M AN ATHLETE
3.
We Break 02:15
OUR BODIES DEFINE US WHOLLY IMPERFECT WE BREAK WE BREAK WE BREAK WE BREAK WE BREAK SEARCHING IN ADDLED VAIN RELYING ON COMPROMISED BRAINS WE BREAK WE BREAK WE BREAK WE BREAK WE BREAK OUR FUTURE IS OUR PAST BORN TO LOSE WE'LL COME IN LAST WE BREAK WE BREAK WE BREAK WE BREAK WE BREAK OUR CONFIDENCE MISPLACED A DEEPLY TROUBLED RACE WE BREAK
4.
Flying Fuck 01:51
I USED TO CARE ABOUT THINGS OUT THERE LIKE WAR, AND GREED, AND FREEDOM OF SPEECH BUT THE ODDS IT SEEMS ARE STACKED AGAINST ME SO I'VE DECIDED TO LET IT BE I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK NO I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT THE FLIMSY REASONING YOU USE TO JUSTIFY THINGS I'LL GIVE UP THE ARGUMENT AND BECOME A COMPLACENT BEATEN, BROKEN, WORTHLESS SCHMUCK THAT DOESN'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK MY DAYS OF FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT ARE FADING INTO A DARK NIGHT I WON'T RESIST THE PERSISTENT ATTEMPTS TO INHIBIT MY JUDGMENT I WILL FOLLOW ANY COUNTER-INTUITIVE ORDER WITHOUT CONSIDERING THE LONG-TERM EFFECTS I'LL FALL INTO LINE AND CLOSE MY MIND TO THE MANY INSIGHTFUL OPINIONS OF THE EVIL OPPOSITION I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK NO I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT THE FLIMSY REASONING YOU USE TO JUSTIFY THINGS I'LL GIVE UP THE ARGUMENT AND BECOME A COMPLACENT BEATEN, BROKEN, WORTHLESS SCHMUCK THAT DOESN'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK
5.
SURRENDERING ALL OUR POWER TO THE MASTERS IN THE TOWER RESISTANCE IS NON-EXISTENT REASON IS AN INCONVENIENCE WE WERE ONCE POWERFUL WE ARE LOSING CONTROL WILLING SERVANTS SHILLING SERVICE SOME GET LUCKY, OTHERS NERVOUS LIPS STAY ZIPPED AND MINDS ARE CLOSED SANITY NEED BE DISPOSED WE WERE ONCE POWERFUL WE ARE LOSING CONTROL
6.
Craze 00:46
GOT CASH ON HAND FOR A RAINY DAY IMPULSIVELY GIVE IT ALL AWAY TO THE CRAZE THAT'S SWEEPING THE NATION JUST GIVE IN TO THE POWERFUL TEMPTATION ALL THE SHEEP FOLLOW OBEDIENTLY AS THE CRAZE SPREADS LIKE AN AIRBORNE DISEASE INFECTING ANYONE WHO STUMBLES UPON THE ENCHANTING EMBRACE OF ILLOGICAL THOUGHT OBEY THE CRAZE OBEY THE CRAZE OBEY THE CRAZE OBEY THE CRAZE THE CRAZE
7.
LET'S FUCK UP THE EARTH AND TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY LET'S GET FUCKING RICH AND THEN DISPLAY IT DISTASTEFULLY LET'S PRETEND THAT THERE'S NO END - JUST ANOTHER BEGINNING LET'S PRETEND IT'S POINTLESS AND GIVE UP ON EVER WINNING LET'S KEEP REAPING BENEFITS BY EXPLOITING THE IGNORANT LET'S ACT STUPID ARROGANT THEN OUTRAGED WHEN WE'RE CALLED OUT ON IT LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT POLITICS OR OTHER TOPICS OF INTEREST LET'S GIVE UP ON PEACE AND LOVE AND PRACTICE SHAMELESS SELF-INDULGENCE STUMBLING AIMLESSLY AWAITING A SAVIOR SQUANDERING POINTLESSLY A CHANCE TO HALT DISASTER LET'S GIVE THANKS TO ALL THE BANKS THAT PROVIDED THE CREDIT FOR THE FUSE THAT WE THEN BLEW ABANDONING ALL ETIQUETTE LET'S SPLIT HAIRS AND NEVER SHARE OUR DEEPLY GUARDED FEAR OF A CLASS WAR AT OUR FRONT DOOR OR SOMETHING FAR LESS SERIOUS STUMBLING AIMLESSLY AWAITING A SAVIOR SQUANDERING POINTLESSLY A CHANCE TO HALT DISASTER
8.
Ugly Day 01:45
WE STATE WITH FRAYED DISMAY THAT HENCEFORTH WE'RE SLAVES TO THE UGLY DAY DESPAIR POURS DOWN ON US LIKE RAIN THIS TRAGIC PLAY THE UGLY DAY WE HURT ISOLATION AND PAIN PLAGUE DAMAGED BRAINS ON UGLY DAY FAILURE ISJUST PART OF THE GAME WE ALL MUST PAY FOR UGLY DAY
9.
Always 01:06
WELL WE'RE ALWAYS FALLING DOWN THERE AND PICKING UP WHERE WE LEFT OFF WE'RE GETTING UP NO, WE'RE ALWAYS FALLING DOWN THERE IN THE SAME SPOT WELL WE'RE ALWAYS FALLING DOWN THERE AND PICKING UP WHERE WE LEFT OFF WE'RE PICKING UP BECAUSE WE'RE ALWAYS FALLING DOWN THERE IN THE SAME SPOT
10.
I'VE TAKEN HEAVY BEATINGS I'VE SAT THROUGH BORING MEETINGS I'VE EXCHANGED PLEASANT GREETINGS I'VE BEEN OUT TRICK-OR-TREATING AND YET I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND A WAY TO SILENCE MY MIND FROM ENDLESSLY REPEATING A CRIPPLING SELF-DEFEATING MANTRA OF EMPTINESS AND LONELINESS, PURE DARKNESS ENVELOPES MY ENTIRE PSYCHE PROMPTING ME TO DISAGREE WITH YOUR OPTIMISTIC OUTLOOK WITH THE STANCE YOU RECENTLY TOOK WITH THE WAY THAT YOU BEHAVE I DON'T BELIEVE WE CAN BE SAVED I FOCUS ON THE BUSINESS OF UNITING THE OPPRESSED I TRY TO KEEP A COOL HEAD AMAZED THAT I'M STILL NOT DEAD I'M CANVASSING THE LIVING FOR THE UNFORGIVING ILLUSION OF SECURITY A DESTRUCTIVE IMPURITY I'M OUTRAGED BY CORRUPTION PRONE TO OVER-CONSUMPTION IT TAKES A LOT OF GUMPTION TO MAKE SUCH GROSS ASSUMPTIONS I WISH THAT I COULD JUST BE NEEDLESSLY HAPPY NEEDLESSLY HAPPY
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TAKE A TASTE OF THE FLAVOR OF UGLY TASTE THE WASTE THE FLAVOR OF UGLY IT'S THE HORRIBLE NEW FLAVOR OF UGLY IT'S THE DEPLORABLE NEW FLAVOR OF UGLY COME AND TASTE THE NEW FLAVOR OF UGLY YOU'LL BE DISMAYED BY THE FLAVOR OF UGLY COME AND SAMPLE THE NEW FLAVOR OF UGLY THE HORRENDOUS NEW FLAVOR OF UGLY COME AND TASTE THE NEW FLAVOR OF UGLY COME AND SAMPLE THE NEW FLAVOR OF UGLY COME AND TRY THE NEW FLAVOR OF UGLY IT'S THE HORRENDOUS NEW FLAVOR OF UGLY THE OBJECTIONABLE FLAVOR OF UGLY THE UNSUSTAINABLE FLAVOR OF UGLY UGLY - FLAVOR OF UGLY THE HORRENDOUS FLAVOR OF UGLY
13.
IT CAN'T GET ANY WORSE EXAMINE YOUR SELF-WORTH IT ISN'T MUCH SO PICK IT UP PRETEND IT'S ALL OKAY GET THROUGH ANOTHER DAY DARKNESS WILL PASS IT NEVER LASTS SIT DOWN AND WRITE SOME SONGS LET'S SEE WHAT COMES ALONG GET LOST IN SOUND UNTIL YOU'VE FOUND SOME SOLID GROUND

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An UGLYFEST 2015 exclusive release

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released March 18, 2015

All songs written, performed, produced, mixed, and mastered by Danny Ugly except:

"The Horrendous New Flavor of Ugly" - written by Danny and Billy Ugly

Recorded 2014 - 2015 at Syrup Studioz in Austin, Texas

Cover photograph by Derrick Fore Photography - (www.flickr.com/people/derrick4photography/)

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