I'M A PROFESSIONAL PROCRASTINATOR
WHY DO IT NOW
MAN, I'LL GET TO IT LATER
(repeat)
IT'S NO WONDER THAT NOBODY SHARED IN MY EXCITEMENT
WHEN I GOT AROUND TO CHECKING OUT THAT GREAT BAND FROM THE 90S
"OH MY GOD MAN! PORTASHEAD IS TOTALLY THE SHIT!"
WELL YEAH, THEY WERE LIKE 20 YEARS AGO YOU FUCKING IDIOT
DUDE, HAVE YOU SEEN "THE A-TEAM?"
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
NOW I UNDERSTAND THE PURE GENIUS OF MR. T
WHAT'S NEXT, YOU GONNA TELL ME YOU JUST SAW "BIG LEBOWSKI?"
NOT YET, BUT I PLAN TO IN THE NEXT YEAR OR THREE
I'M A PROFESSIONAL PROCRASTINATOR
RECOMMEND IT NOW
I MIGHT GET TO IT LATER
I PUT IT OFF
PUT IT OFF
PUT IT OFF
PUT IT OFF
I'M A PROFESSIONAL PROCRASTINATOR
WHY DO IT NOW
MAN, I'LL GET TO IT LATER
I'M A PROFESSIONAL PROCRASTINATOR
RECOMMEND IT NOW
I MIGHT GET TO IT LATER
SHIT JUST SLIPS MY MIND FOR DECADES ON END
STILL NEED TO CHECK OUT "ROBOCOP" ON CRITERION
"THE DA' VINCI CODE" OH DUDE, I FINALLY READ THAT
WHAT? IT'S TERRIBLE! WHY DID YOU EVEN BOTHER ASSHAT?
JUST GOT A SUPER NINTENDO - MAN, YOU EVER PLAY "STARFOX?"
I FUCKING HATE YOU
GOT IT SHRINK WRAPPED IN THE ORIGINAL BOX
MAN THESE E.L. FUDGE COOKIES HAVE ALL EXPIRED
STILL HAVEN'T SEEN "STAR WARS" OR "ST. ELMO'S FIRE"
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS POSSIBLE
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN DOING SINCE THE ERA OF EMMANUEL LEWIS AND PATRICK EWING?
DUDE, STOP HITTING ME
I'VE JUST BEEN BUSY
WALLOWING IN DOUBT, REGRET AND SELF-PITY LIKE A
PROFESSIONAL PROCRASTINATOR
WHY DO IT NOW
MAN, I'LL GET TO IT LATER
I'M A PROFESSIONAL PROCRASTINATOR
RECOMMEND IT NOW
I MIGHT GET TO IT LATER
MY ATTENTION SPAN JUST AIN'T ALL THAT LONG
IT WILL BE A MIRACLE IF I EVEN FINISH THIS...
FUCK IT
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from Aftertaste,
released March 14, 2018
featuring Willie Ugly on vocals
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